The Golden Hammer’s Publisher dies in what Judge Mack deems “freak accident,” public integrity investigation clears all involved within minutes of death

Conroe, April 1 – The Publisher of The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, died early this morning after a car, which corrupt local political boss Marc Davenport drove, ran him over in the parking lot of a grocery store in Conroe. Precinct 1 Justice of the Peace Wayne Mack, who was a passenger in […]

The Golden Hammer’s Publisher challenges Conroe ISD Superintendent Null to debate $807 million bond proposal before Montgomery County Pachyderm Club forum

Conroe, February 12 – In response to a plea from Montgomery County Pachyderm Club President Terrence Boggs for someone to speak at a forum in April, 2019, in opposition to the Conroe Independent School District’s (CISD) $807 million bond proposal, set for voter referendum on May 4, 2019, The Golden Hammer‘s Publisher has challenged CISD Superintendent […]

The Golden Hammer’s Publisher to begin speech to Montgomery County Eagle Forum with terrible personal confession

Staff, The Golden Hammer Conroe, October 4 – The Golden Hammer‘s Publisher, Eric Yollick, will begin a speech on a “Comparison of the 2018 Texas democrat and Republican Party Platforms: informing and educating confused voters” to the Montgomery County Eagle Forum tonight with a terrible personal confession. “I just feel like I need to put the cards […]

The speech that caused Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal and Precinct 2 County Commissioner Charlie Riley to lose self-control on January 23

Conroe, January 28 – The truth really hurts. At the conclusion of the January 23, 2018, meeting of the Montgomery County Commissioners Court, the Publisher of The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, explained the purpose of this newspaper as well as the purpose of Publisher Eric Yollick’s conservatism. During the speech, which lasted approximately […]