Montgomery County Judge Doyal, Purchasing Director Jalomo receive “The Golden Hammer Award” for Phonoscope

Conroe, April 2 – Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal and County government Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo received “The Golden Hammer Award” on Tuesday, March 20, 2018, for their obfuscation and deceit with respect to the Phonoscope deep fiber optic cable scandal. The award originally was to go to Doyal alone but Jalomo’s smoke-filled answer in […]

Subjunctive susurration subjects suffering supercurious subjects suspiciously, suspectfully, subsurfacely (with respect to Phonoscope)

Subjunctive susurration subjects suffering supercurious subjects suspiciously, suspectfully, subsurfacely (with respect to Phonoscope)

Image: With a “nohawk” hair style obviously intended to symbolize that he intended to go to war for the suffering citizens of Montgomery County, Precinct 3 County Commissioner James Noack questioned the Montgomery County government’s Phonoscope expenditures for the first time in the history of the Montgomery County Commissioners Court. Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo was […]

Phonoscope’s Lee Cook sole contributor to County Treasurer Davenport

Conroe, January 20 – Not surprisingly, 100% of Montgomery County Treasurer Stephanne Davenport’s money contributed to her campaign during the six months from July 1, 2017, to December 31, 2017, came from one source: Phonoscope’s CEO Lee Cook, who contributed $5,000 to Davenport, who is the wife of corrupt local political boss Marc Davenport who […]

Davenport’s Phonoscope power play forces his puppet Montgomery County Judge Doyal to evade Commissioners Court contracting authority

Conroe, January 15 – Numerous County employees have expressed concern to The Golden Hammer, on condition of anonymity that, under orders from corrupt local political boss Marc Davenport, Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal is proceeding with installation of a Phonoscope Enterprise Group deep fiber optic cable network throughout the Montgomery County government’s facilities without contracts or […]

BREAKING NEWS! Constable Gable disavows Phonoscope, discusses his office’s success

BREAKING NEWS! The Woodlands, January 11 – In a victory for the taxpayers all around, Precinct 3 Montgomery Constable Ryan Gable, one of the up and coming law enforcement officers in Texas, disavowed any plans to install Phonoscope fiber optic cable in his office and told The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, that […]

Corrupt and shadowy political boss Davenport admits to whole Phonoscope scheme: an annotated discussion of the County Treasurer’s and Sheriff’s corruption, with Doyal, Riley, and the Texas Open Meetings Act as problems

Corrupt and shadowy political boss Davenport admits to whole Phonoscope scheme: an annotated discussion of the County Treasurer’s and Sheriff’s corruption, with Doyal, Riley, and the Texas Open Meetings Act as problems

Image: Corrupt local political boss Marc Davenport lurking in the shadows with County Treasurer Stephanne Davenport. Conroe, January 7 – Corrupt local political boss Marc Davenport, already under criminal indictment for allegedly violating the Texas Open Meetings Act, made numerous admissions about the Phonoscope Enterprise Group scandal overwhelming the Montgomery County government in a communication […]

Doyal, Davenport proceed with Phonoscope fiber optic installations knowing they need Commissioners Court approval and don’t have it

Conroe, January 2 – Secret documents The Golden Hammer obtained – concerning corrupt local political boss Marc Davenport, Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal, and Phonoscope Enterprise Group, the rogue deep fiber optic cable company performing a massive installation of cable in government buildings without authority – have revealed that Davenport, Doyal, Phonoscope, and the County […]

Montgomery County government “For Sale” (Part 11): Davenport Ring’s dirty tricks start to snowball as Metts formalizes attempt to take greater control over County purchasing as a County Commissioner

Montgomery County government “For Sale” (Part 11): Davenport Ring’s dirty tricks start to snowball as Metts formalizes attempt to take greater control over County purchasing as a County Commissioner

Image: JP James Metts announced his candidacy for Precinct 4 County Commissioner on December 9, 2017. New Caney and Conroe, December 11 – The Davenport Ring, the corrupt government officials who work under the direction of local political boss Marc Davenport in an attempt to take over the Montgomery County government’s purchasing and information technology […]

Montgomery County Government “For Sale” (Part 8): Did the January 11, 2016, meeting blow Rand’s philosophy out of the water? (Double entendre intended)

Montgomery County Government “For Sale” (Part 8): Did the January 11, 2016, meeting blow Rand’s philosophy out of the water? (Double entendre intended)

Image: A parasite fish inside of a mackerel’s mouth eating its tongue alive. BEWARE: THERE IS SOME LANGUAGE IN THIS ARTICLE THAT MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUNGER READERS. Conroe, November 7 – In Ayn Rand’s seminal novel Atlas Shrugged, the character Wesley Mouch began as a Washington lobbyist trying to assist businesses fend off new regulatory […]

Montgomery County Government “For Sale” Part 6: why it’s so important to the Davenport Ring to get rid of Commissioner Jim Clark (and Bagley too)

Montgomery County Government “For Sale” Part 6: why it’s so important to the Davenport Ring to get rid of Commissioner Jim Clark (and Bagley too)

Image: Precinct 4 County Commissioner Jim Clark with Montgomery County Republican Party Chairman Walter Wilkerson, Jr., at the East Montgomery County Senior Center on October 10, 2017. It’s critical to the Davenport Ring – the corrupt group that follows corrupt local political boss Marc Davenport – that they get rid of Precinct 4 County Commissioner […]