Commissioners Court approves construction of at least $18 million Forensics Center with no plans, specifications, knowledge

Commissioners Court approves construction of at least $18 million Forensics Center with no plans, specifications, knowledge

Image: Precinct 3 Montgomery County Commissioner James Noack tried to stop the Montgomery County Commissioners Court from committing to construction of a Forensics Center, which will cost at least $18.1 million to the taxpayers, but the Riley-Meador-Metts tax dollar spending freight train stop rolled over him. The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Conroe, September 23 – […]

Despite Riley’s reckless desire to spend $100K on third party administrative insurance services, Commissioners Court adopts, 3 to 1, measured approach, which Purchasing Director Jalomo suggests

Conroe, February 27 – Bless his little heart. Without Craig Doyal telling him what to do, Precinct 2 Montgomery County Commissioner Charlie Riley experienced complete befuddlement during a discussion in the Commissioners Court about whether to spend an extra $100,000 for the County government to hire a third party administrator for property and casualty claims. […]

Montgomery County Purchasing Director Jalomo, IT Director Shirley receive “The Golden Hammer” for first ERP cost overrun of $195,000

Conroe, October 26 – At the October 23, 2018, Montgomery County Commissioners Court meeting, “The Golden Hammer Award,” which memorializes instances in which government employees “hammer the taxpayers,” went to Montgomery County government Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo and IT Director Marshall Shirley for their responsibility for the first cost overrun, of $195,000 (!), for the […]

BREAKING NEWS! Montgomery County government makes major stride forward as Board of District Judges refuse to renew County Auditor Phyllis Martin’s contract, lowers Auditor’s Budget by $306K

BREAKING NEWS! Montgomery County government makes major stride forward as Board of District Judges refuse to renew County Auditor Phyllis Martin’s contract, lowers Auditor’s Budget by $306K

Image: Chief Administration Judge Jennifer Robin, the presiding Judge of the 410th District Court, led the historic meeting of the Montgomery County Board of District Judges on Friday, September 14, 2018, at which the Board refused to renew County Auditor Phyllis Martin’s contract, substantially lowered the Auditor’s Departmental Budget, and reasserted appropriate “separation of powers” […]

Montgomery County Purchasing Director Jalomo’s serious confusion continues, while Commissioners Court just bears it

Montgomery County Purchasing Director Jalomo’s serious confusion continues, while Commissioners Court just bears it

Image: Montgomery County Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo looks down at his script while attempting to explain to the Montgomery County Commissioners Court what purchases he thinks he’s recommending for them to make on Tuesday, June 26, 2018. Conroe, July 2 – Montgomery County Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo, County Judge Craig Doyal’s handpicked man for the […]

After approving Purchasing item on agenda during June 26 Montgomery County Commissioners Court meeting, both County Judge Doyal, Purchasing Director Jalomo have no idea the item was even there

After approving Purchasing item on agenda during June 26 Montgomery County Commissioners Court meeting, both County Judge Doyal, Purchasing Director Jalomo have no idea the item was even there

Image: Funeral Director Tim McNutt looks back at Gilbert Jalomo, Montgomery County government Purchasing Director, as Jalomo didn’t know whether there was any agenda item pertaining to McNutt on the Commissioners Court agenda on June 26, 2018. Conroe, June 26 – Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal and County government Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo revealed their […]

Stupid is is stupid does: Montgomery County Purchasing Director Jalomo clueless yet again for proposed $231K computer purchase

Stupid is is stupid does: Montgomery County Purchasing Director Jalomo clueless yet again for proposed $231K computer purchase

Image: Clueless Montgomery County government Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo had great difficulty speaking before the Montgomery County Commissioners Court on Tuesday, April 24, 2018. Conroe, April 30 – What government does outside of law enforcement and national security, it does poorly. Clueless Montgomery County government Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo strove hard to illustrate that principle […]

Montgomery County Judge Doyal, Purchasing Director Jalomo receive “The Golden Hammer Award” for Phonoscope

Conroe, April 2 – Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal and County government Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo received “The Golden Hammer Award” on Tuesday, March 20, 2018, for their obfuscation and deceit with respect to the Phonoscope deep fiber optic cable scandal. The award originally was to go to Doyal alone but Jalomo’s smoke-filled answer in […]

Subjunctive susurration subjects suffering supercurious subjects suspiciously, suspectfully, subsurfacely (with respect to Phonoscope)

Subjunctive susurration subjects suffering supercurious subjects suspiciously, suspectfully, subsurfacely (with respect to Phonoscope)

Image: With a “nohawk” hair style obviously intended to symbolize that he intended to go to war for the suffering citizens of Montgomery County, Precinct 3 County Commissioner James Noack questioned the Montgomery County government’s Phonoscope expenditures for the first time in the history of the Montgomery County Commissioners Court. Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo was […]

Motorcycle purchasing jumble-up creates Commissioners Court confusion

“And what is good, Phaedrus, and what is not good – – Need we ask anyone to tell us these things?” Conroe, November 18 – It was embarrassing to watch Montgomery County Purchasing Director Gilbert Jalomo present a request for approximately $125,000 of BMW motorcycles during the Commissioners Court meeting on Tuesday, November 14, 2017, […]