After County Judge Keough urges $411K expenditure on thermal cameras to detect fevers, turns out they just don’t work

Ashley Burke, Special Scientific Reporter to The Golden Hammer Conroe, August 13 – Yesterday, The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, reported the Montgomery County Commissioners Court’s hasty decision, which wasn’t even on the meeting agenda, to spend $411,000 in tax dollars on thermal cameras which will involuntarily take the temperature of every person who […]

President Trump claims authority to reopen economy, as Montgomery County records 6th Chinese coronavirus death

President Trump claims authority to reopen economy, as Montgomery County records 6th Chinese coronavirus death

Image: President Donald Trump speaks about the coronavirus in the James Brady Press Briefing Room at the White House, Monday, April 13, 2020, in Washington. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon). The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Conroe, Austin, Washington, D.C., April 14 – President Donald Trump said on Monday that he has “total” authority to reopen the American […]

Jaggers (“the JJ Watt of Texas foster care” per U.S. Congressman Kevin Brady) taken into custody in Montgomery County Jail

Conroe, June 26 – Terri Jaggers, whom United States Congressman Kevin Brady described as “the JJ Watt of Texas foster care” and who was a fierce political ally of Precinct 2 Montgomery County Commissioner Charlie Riley, disgraced former Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal, and Precinct 1 Commissioner Mike Meador, went into custody of the Montgomery […]

BREAKING NEWS: Sergeant Sample ID’d as officer who did Captain Coward’s certification course, exam

Breaking News! Conroe, April 22 – The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, has confirmed from multiple sources within the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office that Sergeant Carrie Sample is the individual who received an order from former Captain and Jail Administrator Oliver Coward to take his continuing education training and certification program and did […]

BREAKING NEWS: Sheriff Rand Henderson implements full Veterans program for Montgomery County Jail

Conroe, May 3 – Montgomery County Sheriff Rand Henderson, seeing a need to assist Montgomery County’s large veteran population which the United States Department of Veterans Affairs estimates at 40,000 individuals, implemented a new jail program titled, V.E.T.S (Veterans Embracing the Tools for Success). V.E.T.S is designed to bring Veteran services directly to Justice Involved […]

Veterans Pod opens in Montgomery County Jail today with 19 inmates

Veterans Pod opens in Montgomery County Jail today with 19 inmates

Image: Visiting dignitaries enjoy Sheriff Rand Henderson’s and Jail Administrator Captain Oliver Coward’s Open House, May 1, 2017 for the new Veterans Pod, which opens today in the Montgomery County Jail. The dignitaries included, from left to right, Ms. Natalie Laurent, Administrative Manager of the County Attorney’s Office (in red), County Attorney J.D. Lambright, longtime […]

Montgomery County Sheriff Rand Henderson presents his “Strategic Plan 2017-2020”

Image: The reorganized Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office and its Leadership Team. Conroe, April 15 – Montgomery Count Sheriff Rand Henderson, celebrating his 100th day in office earlier this week, presented his “Strategic Plan 2017-2020” to the citizens of Montgomery County as well as to the members of the Commissioners Court on Tuesday, April 11, 2017. […]