Whew! April the Giraffe Cam up and running again

Harpursville, New York, April 8 – The “Giraffe Cam” following April the Giraffe, the extremely pregnant and beautiful mother giraffe at Animal Adventure Park in Harpursville, New York, was down for approximately two hours, much to the consternation of hundreds of thousands of followers on the Internet. The Cam just came back up. Concerned followers […]

Montgomery County government website experiences major kinks

Conroe, March 25 – Montgomery County’s government website has experienced major problems in the past 24 hours, even before the weather storm hit, and continues to have numerous glitsches, circular links, dead ends, and technical problems. The website, like much of the County government, is a mess. Numerous elected officials have spoken to The Golden Hammer […]

As the computer technology in the Commissioners Courtroom melts down, the highly-paid IT guy sits and relaxes

As the computer technology in the Commissioners Courtroom melts down, the highly-paid IT guy sits and relaxes

IMAGE: At the tip of the arrow sits Marshall Shirley, Montgomery County’s Information Technology Director, during the complete meltdown of the computer technology system in the Commissioners Courtroom on Tuesday, March 14, 2017. He was obviously very relaxed sitting in the dark corner. Conroe, March 16 – In the midst of a total technological meltdown […]

County Information Technology Department sabotages County budget, officials secretly attempt to cover up

County Information Technology Department sabotages County budget, officials secretly attempt to cover up

IMAGE: Montgomery County Information Technology Director Marshall Shirley. Conroe, March 9 – The Golden Hammer caught County officials red-handed attempting to cover up a major sabotage of the County Budget presentation on the County’s so-called website (www.mctx.org). Some time around the morning of Tuesday, March 8, 2017, the Fiscal Year 2017 Montgomery County Budget transmogrified from […]