Noack acts as bulwark to keep County government budget salaries on track

The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Conroe, June 15 – While the other four members of the Montgomery County Commissioners Court seem to do anything they can to spend more tax dollars, raise government spending, and devise new ways to spend “other people’s money,” one County Commissioner, Precinct 3 Commissioner James Noack, Republican of The Woodlands, […]

Commissioner Noack, Constable Gable confront each other over Gable’s proposed vehicle spending

Commissioner Noack, Constable Gable confront each other over Gable’s proposed vehicle spending

Image: Precinct 3 Constable Ryan Gable asked the Montgomery County Commissioners Court to approve a $30,443.00 pickup truck purchase for his law enforcement department. The Commissioners Court granted the request but without the support of Gable’s own Commissioner, James Noack, also of Precinct 3. The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Conroe and The Woodlands, March 3 […]

Constable Gable proposes laudatory spending proposal, even though it amends budget

Constable Gable proposes laudatory spending proposal, even though it amends budget

The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Conroe and The Woodlands, February 23 – Precinct 3 Montgomery County Ryan Gable, whose office is in The Woodlands, has proposed a $29,213 law enforcement expenditure, which taxpayers should applaud. Gable seeks to spend $29,213 for his law enforcement department “from contingency” funds previously transferred from his department as a […]

Constable Gable and his team request assistance with respect to a welfare check for an elderly lady

Spring, June 1 – This afternoon Precinct 3 Montgomery County Constable Ryan Gable’s office received a call from a citizen who had seen an elderly female in the Imperial Oaks subdivision that appeared to be possibly overheated and stated she was heading to a friend’s house. The male did not know the woman but was concerned, […]

BREAKING NEWS! Constable Gable disavows Phonoscope, discusses his office’s success

BREAKING NEWS! The Woodlands, January 11 – In a victory for the taxpayers all around, Precinct 3 Montgomery Constable Ryan Gable, one of the up and coming law enforcement officers in Texas, disavowed any plans to install Phonoscope fiber optic cable in his office and told The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, that […]

Metts to hold rally to announce he’s seeking higher office in celebration of sexual harassment; one speaker demurs

New Caney, December 6 – Rather than resigning from office as a result of the sexual harassment he committed, JP James Metts, a member of the corrupt Davenport Ring in Montgomery County, will announce on Saturday, December 9, 2017, at 10 a.m. that he’ll actually seek higher office by running against incumbent Precinct 4 County […]

County Auditor Martin creates bureaucratic accounting snafu for Precinct 3 Constable Gable

Conroe, October 2 – Precinct 3 Constable Ryan Gable’s request to carry forward unused salary and benefit funds from his Constable Precinct 3 operating funds gave rise to quite the bureacratic snafu at the Tuesday, September 26, 2017, meeting of the Montgomery County Commissioner’s Court. Fortunately, Precinct 3 County Commissioner James Noack suggested a solution […]

Montgomery County significantly below national standards for number of law enforcement officers

Montgomery County significantly below national standards for number of law enforcement officers

Image: The cover of the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s most recent annual report, Crime in the United States 2015. Conroe, May 1 – Despite claiming to be one of the most conservative and Republican counties in the United States, Montgomery County’s shortfall of full-time sworn peace officers – policemen – is substantial. The Golden Hammer, Montgomery […]

Constable Gable announces joint DWI Task Force to combat drinking-and-driving over spring break weekend

The Woodlands, March 16 – Constable Ryan Gable announces a joint D.W.I. Task force over the Spring Break weekend, Friday March 17, 2017 through Sunday, March 18, 2017. This joint effort with the Montgomery County Precinct 3 Constable’s Office and the Department of Public Safety will be targeting those drivers operating motor vehicle upon the […]