Spring, June 1 – This afternoon Precinct 3 Montgomery County Constable Ryan Gable’s office received a call from a citizen who had seen an elderly female in the Imperial Oaks subdivision that appeared to be possibly overheated and stated she was heading to a friend’s house. The male did not know the woman but was concerned, […]
BREAKING NEWS! The Woodlands, January 11 – In a victory for the taxpayers all around, Precinct 3 Montgomery Constable Ryan Gable, one of the up and coming law enforcement officers in Texas, disavowed any plans to install Phonoscope fiber optic cable in his office and told The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, that […]
New Caney, December 6 – Rather than resigning from office as a result of the sexual harassment he committed, JP James Metts, a member of the corrupt Davenport Ring in Montgomery County, will announce on Saturday, December 9, 2017, at 10 a.m. that he’ll actually seek higher office by running against incumbent Precinct 4 County […]
Conroe, October 2 – Precinct 3 Constable Ryan Gable’s request to carry forward unused salary and benefit funds from his Constable Precinct 3 operating funds gave rise to quite the bureacratic snafu at the Tuesday, September 26, 2017, meeting of the Montgomery County Commissioner’s Court. Fortunately, Precinct 3 County Commissioner James Noack suggested a solution […]
Conroe, May 27 – As we get this Memorial Day Weekend 2017 going, let’s all thank our local law enforcement for their outstanding service in protecting us. Every time they leave home, sworn peace officers don’t know with certainty that they’ll be returning to their spouses and children at the end of their shift. They’ve […]
Image: The cover of the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s most recent annual report, Crime in the United States 2015. Conroe, May 1 – Despite claiming to be one of the most conservative and Republican counties in the United States, Montgomery County’s shortfall of full-time sworn peace officers – policemen – is substantial. The Golden Hammer, Montgomery […]
The Woodlands, March 16 – Constable Ryan Gable announces a joint D.W.I. Task force over the Spring Break weekend, Friday March 17, 2017 through Sunday, March 18, 2017. This joint effort with the Montgomery County Precinct 3 Constable’s Office and the Department of Public Safety will be targeting those drivers operating motor vehicle upon the […]
IMAGE: At the tip of the arrow sits Marshall Shirley, Montgomery County’s Information Technology Director, during the complete meltdown of the computer technology system in the Commissioners Courtroom on Tuesday, March 14, 2017. He was obviously very relaxed sitting in the dark corner. Conroe, March 16 – In the midst of a total technological meltdown […]
Conroe, February 25 – With all of the discussion of County Judge Craig Doyal’s “Hit List” of his political enemies that has arisen as a result of County Human Resources Department Director Dodi Shaw’s mention of it in her formal letter of February 13, 2017, three sources, who have requested anonymity, approached The Golden Hammer to […]
THIS ARTICLE IS PART OF A SERIES PROVIDING IN-DEPTH COVERAGE OF THE CANDIDATES FOR APPOINTMENT TO THE LONE STAR GROUNDWATER CONSERVATION DISTRICT BOARD OF DIRECTORS. The Woodlands, February 5 – Dane Cantwell, the Reserve Captain in the Precinct 3 Constable’s Office and Chief Executive Officer of KA Energy Partners, an oil and gas exploration company, […]