BREAKING NEWS! Montgomery County Judge Keough collides with Precinct 5 Deputy Constable, sent to hospital for treatment

BREAKING NEWS! The Golden Hammer Staff Reports The Woodlands, September 10 – Montgomery County Judge Mark Keough slammed his vehicle into a Precinct 5 Montgomery County Deputy Constable’s official vehicle at approximately 7:28 a.m. this morning at the intersection of Grogans Mill Road and Blue Fox Lane. The Golden Hammer learned the identity of the Deputy […]

Montgomery County Commissioners Court Appoints Jones As Next Precinct 5 Constable To Replace Retiring Hill

Conroe and Magnolia, September 26 – The Montgomery County Commissioners Court voted unanimously to appoint Precinct 5 Chief Deputy Constable Chris Jones as the replacement for David Hill, who is retiring on September 30, 2018. Jones will serve as the Precinct 5 Constable through the end of Hill’s current term and will have to face […]

Precinct 5 Constable Hill to retire at end of September with dark cloud over him, but bright future for that law enforcement office nonetheless

Conroe and Magnolia, September 12 – Precinct 5 Montgomery County Constable David Hill is finally retiring at the end of September, 2018, as he announced during the September 11 meeting of the Montgomery County Commissioners Court. Hill had been the Constable for 36 years and worked as a Department of Public Safety trooper for 14 […]

BREAKING NEWS! Constable Gable disavows Phonoscope, discusses his office’s success

BREAKING NEWS! The Woodlands, January 11 – In a victory for the taxpayers all around, Precinct 3 Montgomery Constable Ryan Gable, one of the up and coming law enforcement officers in Texas, disavowed any plans to install Phonoscope fiber optic cable in his office and told The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, that […]

County Auditor Martin creates bureaucratic accounting snafu for Precinct 3 Constable Gable

Conroe, October 2 – Precinct 3 Constable Ryan Gable’s request to carry forward unused salary and benefit funds from his Constable Precinct 3 operating funds gave rise to quite the bureacratic snafu at the Tuesday, September 26, 2017, meeting of the Montgomery County Commissioner’s Court. Fortunately, Precinct 3 County Commissioner James Noack suggested a solution […]

East Montgomery County began disaster preparations as soon as Harvey threat known

New Caney, September 9 – In contrast to the San Jacinto River Authority, East Montgomery County wanted to be prepared for Hurricane Harvey so a cooperative effort was planned by the Constable’s Office, the Porter and East Montgomery County Fire Departments as well as other local law enforcement and county offices. Early planning began weeks […]

Precinct 4 Constable Hayden, team shut down illegal gaming locations

New Caney, June 22 – On June 21, 2017, around 9 a.m., the Montgomery County Precinct 4 Constable’s Office and the Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office simultaneously served three search warrants, each at an illegal gaming location that used “8-liner” type gambling machines. The locations, all in New Caney were: Coleman’s Citgo Gas Station – […]

Precinct 4 Constable Hayden presents his strategic planning to Concerned Citizens of East Montgomery County

ERIC YOLLICK, The Golden Hammer New Caney, May 1 – Precinct 4 Constable Kenneth “Rowdy” Hayden presented some of his strategic planning to the group of East Montgomery County citizens who attended the Concerned Citizens of East Montgomery County meeting on Monday, May 1, 2017. Hayden told the meeting that his Office’s priority is “to provide […]