Sheriff Arrests Two for a lot of drugs after Search Warrant

Conroe, June 20 – On June 18, 2019, Investigators with the Montgomery County Narcotics Enforcement Team (MOCONET) were conducting a narcotics investigation at The Towers Woodland Apartment Complex located at 366 FM 1488 in Conroe. During the course of the investigation, a search warrant was obtained regarding the sales and distribution of illegal narcotics. As […]

Tweety becomes a Casanova: $356,933 federal government study reveals that male Japanese quails gain heightened sex drive on cocaine

Tweety becomes a Casanova: $356,933 federal government study reveals that male Japanese quails gain heightened sex drive on cocaine

Image: Male Japanese quail (Coturnix japonica), the species made the subject of the federal government-funded study to determine what the effect of cocaine use is on the sex drive. Please take notice of the large feet of this creature, which, after the 2016 Presidential Election, we all know what that means. Washington, DC, June 3 […]

MOCONET Grabs Cocaine, Cash During Arrest

Porter, February 1 – The Montgomery County Narcotics Enforcement Team (MOCONET) Interdiction Unit made a traffic stop in the 22000 block of Loop 494 in Porter on February 1. The driver was Roberto Velasco-Salinas of McAllen, Texas, a border town with troubling connections to numerous drug cartels and to drug smuggling. During the roadside investigation, […]