Politician’s Panic Pander: Governor Abbott panders to liberals, announces spending $88.5 million of tax dollars on special education giveaways

The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Austin, October 22 – At every turn, Texas Governor Greg Abbott is using the Chinese Coronavirus panic as an opportunity to pander to liberals by lavishing funds on their pet spending programs. Abbott’s “panic pandering” seems to have everything to do with his run for President in 2024 as a […]

Governor Abbott issues executive order (finally) allowing bars to open in qualifying counties

BREAKING NEWS! The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Austin, October 7 – Governor Greg Abbott today issued an Executive Order to open bars and similar establishments at up to 50% capacity in conjunction with county officials. In hospital regions with low COVID-19 hospitalizations, County Judges will be able to opt their county into opening bars beginning October 14th, provided […]

Corporate sponsors for elections?! In bizarre twist, Texas Governor Abbott accepts election poll hand sanitizer donation from Anheuser-Busch

The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Austin, October 7 – In a sign that he continues to suffer from a complete disconnect with reality and the mess of the Texas economy he has created with his panicked mandates in response to the Chinese Coronavirus, Texas Governor Greg Abbott proudly announced the delivery of 39 pallets of […]

Governor Abbott continues to focus on Lake Jackson amoeba, while keeping Texas businesses shut down over virus

The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Austin and Lake Jackson, September 30 – Texas Governor Greg Abbott yesterday provided an update on the state’s response to the presence of Naeglera Fowleri, a deadly amoeba, in the City of Lake Jackson’s water supply. The Governor issued a disaster declaration for Brazoria County on Sunday after the discovery of the […]

State Representative accuses Texas Governor Abbott of causing more deaths than “COVID itself”, withdraws support

Austin and Conroe, September 23 – State Representative Steve Toth (R-The Woodlands/Conroe) penned a letter of non-support to Texas Governor Greg Abbott. Toth explained, “Having exhausted every attempt at persuasion, I was left with no other decision than to withdraw my support of Governor Abbott” said Rep. Toth. “Throughout the COVID-19 crisis, he has shown […]

Governor Abbott expands occupancy levels, keeps certain business closed

The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Austin, September 18 – As this newspaper predicted 12 hours before he did so, Texas Governor Greg Abbott yesterday held a press conference to provide an update on the state’s ongoing efforts to combat COVID-19. During the press conference, the Governor issued Executive Orders expanding occupancy levels for restaurants, retail stores, […]

BREAKING NEWS! The Golden Hammer confirms Governor Abbott will continue to shutter bars, inner tubing rental companies, while moving forward with process to reopen restaurants in Thursday Chinese Coronavirus announcement

BREAKING NEWS! The Golden Hammer confirms Governor Abbott will continue to shutter bars, inner tubing rental companies, while moving forward with process to reopen restaurants in Thursday Chinese Coronavirus announcement

Image: Texas Governor Greg Abbott has mongered fear, created panic, and destroyed the Texas economy with his Chinese Coronavirus shutdown orders. BREAKING NEWS! The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Austin, September 17 – Governor Greg Abbott will provide an update on Texas’ continued response to COVID-19 on Thursday, September 17, 2020 at 12 noon at the State […]

Governor goes into hiding during COVID-19 crisis, as former State Representative Keough confirms during Montgomery County Commissioners Court meeting

The Golden Hammer Staff Reports Austin and Conroe, September 9 – Since March 28, 2020, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has exercised almost dictatorial powers supposedly to respond to the COVID-19, or Chinese Coronavirus, “disaster,” which Abbott has repeatedly declared under federal and state law. Abbott has shut down businesses, restricted restaurants and hair salons, for a […]

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