Montgomery County democrat party pronounces The Golden Hammer’s Publisher a “golden jackass,” Yollick gladly accepts that award from them

Eric Yollick, Publisher of The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, gladly accepted the compliment “Golden Jackass” coming from the Montgomery County democrat party.

Conroe, April 27 – BREAKING NEWS! In sharing today’s story in The Golden Hammer concerning the corrupt connection between Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal, Precinct 2 County Commissioner Charlie Riley, and various County vendors who give them large political contributions, the Montgomery County democrat party announced the following, “As much as I think [The Golden Hammer’s Publisher Eric] Yollick is a golden jackass, he is pointing out that there must be an awful lot of fire under all this smoke!

In response, Yollick commented, “Coming from the democrat party, I take your comment as a compliment. Thanks for the share, MCDP.”

The Golden Hammer‘s Publisher Eric Yollick has been a lifelong conservative. As a teenager, he campaigned for President Gerald Ford’s re-election. “I’ve been a one issue voter my entire life,” Yollick explained to a staff reporter for The Golden Hammer. “That issue has always been reducing government spending at all levels of government. The crisis is more acute now than I’ve ever before seen. I now realize that focusing on one particular government entity – Montgomery County – in our own backyard is the only appropriate manner to gain the moral authority to cut spending elsewhere. If Montgomery County, one of the most conservative and Republican communities in the entire United States, can’t cut spending, then no one can do so, and we’re sunk.”

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