Eric Yollick, The Golden Hammer
I love you. I mean it. I really and truly love you. I think about you constantly. I can’t get you out of my mind.
Your ideas fill my head. Your beautiful voice makes my heart soar. I love when I get to speak with you. I love when I get to debate with you. I love when I argue with you. I love when I tell you off. I love when you tell me off.
I love you.
I love your natural beauty. I love that you allow me to think and to express my thoughts. I love your thoughts.
I love that you let me debate you about County spending, liberalism, Ayn Rand, water, taxation, the Animal Shelter, Charlie Riley, the school bonds, the world, James Metts, the economy, Party politics, the democrats, the Republicans, “homeland security,” the Montgomery County Republican Party, what a jerk I am, religion, El Loco Ocho, the Trial of the 21st Century, ethics reform, subsidence, tax rates, San Jacinto River Authority, politicians, Duane Ham, red light cameras, Marc Davenport, Stephanie Davenport, Melanie Bush, taxpayer funded lobbying, Mark Keough, Jason Millsaps, property tax reform, nature, animals, incorporation, conservation, Mike Meador, climate change, Phonoscope, what it means to be a conservative, Constitutional Carry, terminated County Auditor Phyllis Martin, abortion, President Trump, Craig Doyal, the Libertarians, Jim Jenkins, Wally Wilkerson, rationalism, irrationalism, what a perfect person you are, and just about anything.
I love that you take Rand, Locke, Hobbes, and Nozick seriously.
Thanks to the readers of The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper.