Image: Montgomery County Republican Party Treasurer John Hill Wertz is diligently working on a golf tournament to raise funds for the Montgomery County Republican Party. The First Annual GOP Golf Tournament will be at April Sound Country Club. Most certainly, the Second Annual GOP Golf Tournament will be on the Moon. The image above is the Lunar Phase Calendar for southeast Texas for the remainder of June, 2019, thanks to the Old Farmer’s Almanac.
Conroe, June 15 – As Kelli Cook, Jonna Johnson, Cindy Gaskill, and Jennie Stephenson lead the Nation in recovering from yesterday’s National Bourbon Day, there are some important events this coming week.
Saturday, June 15 – Thanks to the brilliant poetic Proclamation of our great President Donald Trump on May 31, 2019, conservatives and all other Americans continue to celebrate African-American Music Appreciation Month. A portion of the President’s proclamation follows:
This month, we celebrate the countless contributions of African-American singers, composers, and musicians, who have influenced and shaped every genre and style of music. They have turned universally shared emotions and experiences of suffering, joy, passion, pain, faith, injustice, and love into art that speaks to the heart and spirit of any American. African-American music has the power to encourage, inspire, and affect social change. It transcends time, compelling generation after generation to sing, dance, think, and feel, and it endures in our culture, our history, our spirit, and our collective national soul.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2019 as African-American Music Appreciation Month. I call upon public officials, educators, and all the people of the United States to observe this month with appropriate activities and programs that raise awareness and appreciation of African-American music.
In celebration, the Publisher of The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, will play Jimi Hendrix records all day long on Saturday, June 15. At the end of each record, the Publisher will set a musical instrument on fire in honor of Mr. Hendrix.
Sunday, June 16 – The Golden Hammer will publish an uplifting and very relevant story.
Sunday, June 16 – Holy Trinity Day.
Sunday, June 16 – Father’s Day. Fathers may celebrate by sitting on the couch and watching the Final Round of the United States Open Golf Tournament.
Monday, June 17 – The Golden Hammer will publish an article about the complete failure of the Conroe Independent School District Board of Trustees to engage in real budget policy.
Monday, June 17, 6:30 p.m., Church @ 242, 9268 SH 242, Conroe – Montgomery County Tea Party will host its bi-monthly meeting. Guest Speaker: Dave Thomas Roberts, bestselling author.
Tuesday, June 18 – International Picnic Day. Go and have an international picnic on the border with Canada!
Tuesday, June 18, 6 p.m., Conroe ISD Administration Building, 3205 West Davis, Conroe – Conroe Independent School District’s administration will lead and dictate policy to the brainwashed Board of Trustees at a monthly meeting.
Wednesday, June 19 – Juneteenth. General Gordon Granger issued General Order Number 3 from Ashton Villa in Galveston, Texas on June 19, 1865:
“The people of Texas are informed that, in accordance with a proclamation from the Executive of the United States, all slaves are free. This involves an absolute equality of personal rights and rights of property between former masters and slaves, and the connection heretofore existing between them becomes that between employer and hired labor. The freedmen are advised to remain quietly at their present homes and work for wages. They are informed that they will not be allowed to collect at military posts and that they will not be supported in idleness either there or elsewhere.”
Thursday, June 20 – Feast of Corpus Christi. Luke 22:19-20 (KJV): “And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me. Likewise also the cup after supper, saying, This cup is the new testament in my blood, which is shed for you.”
Thursday, June 20, 6 p.m., 2801 Technology Forest Drive, The Woodlands – The Woodlands Township Board of Directors will hold a monthly meeting.
Friday, June 21, 12 noon MCP. TV (Facebook Live or YouTube) – “It’s Hammer Time” featuring Empower Texans Chairman Michael Quinn Sullivan!
Friday, June 21 – Summer Solstice. This day is also National Selfie Day, which State Republican Executive Committeeman Walter West, II, will lead by attempting to take 1,000 selfies in a single day. Additionally, by decree, it’s National Take Your Dog to Work Day everywhere in the United States except Yollick Law Firm.