BREAKING NEWS! CISD Trustee Hubert explains why conservatives don’t ever win: they’re stupid!

Screen shot of Conroe ISD Trustee Skeeter Hubert’s statement on social media today, May 14, 2019.

BREAKING NEWS!

Conroe, May 14 – Conroe Independent School District Trustee Skeeter Hubert kindly provided an explanation why conservative activists never win anything nor make any progress in Montgomery County when they’re fighting for low taxes, small government, and accountable spending.

The reason they always lose? According to Hubert, conservatives are stupid.

Hubert made clear, “I’m not saying you have not studied the issues, but there is no way (unless you are on this board) you have the info I have to help make tough decisions.”

“I’m not saying you have not studied the issues, but there is no way (unless you are on this board) you have the info I have to help make tough decisions.” – – – Conroe ISD Trustee Skeeter Hubert, May 14, 2019.

Hubert has kindly explained his facts that conservative activists just don’t have the information they need to fight for low taxes, small government and accountable spending, because the only people who could ever have the information to make the tough decisions are the people who have consistently voted for high taxes, big government, and no spending accountability.

Hubert has explained in one short social media post the precise reason why liberal, pro-Big Government, anti-free market advocates always win! Conservatives must now begin to rely upon Hubert and other elitists who maintain the secret information about Conroe ISD.

Perhaps, all taxpayers should thank Hubert and his liberal colleagues on the Conroe ISD Board. They know how to spend our money far better than we ever could know. If they didn’t raise our taxes – constantly – we might have to make decisions ourselves on how to spend our money!

Perhaps, you’ve explained why James Metts and Charlie Riley are so much smarter than the rest of us. Perhaps, you’ve explained why B. Hussein Obama is so much smarter than all of us.

Mystery solved! Thank you, Skeeter Hubert!

 

 

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