Doyal press release regarding hiring of new Animal Shelter Director Johnson admits violation of Open Meetings Act

Conroe, April 27 – Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal issued a press release in which he admitted to facts constituting a violation of the Texas Open Meetings Act concerning a new hire. The Montgomery County Commissioners Court seems to have violated the Texas Open Meetings Act by hiring a new Director for the Montgomery County […]

Unwinding the Animal Shelter Mess

Unwinding the Animal Shelter Mess

Image: Cooking a gourmet meal requires care, attention, sound management, and team work. Conroe, April 17 – With two exceptions, what government does, it does poorly. If you wanted to plan, find the appropriate recipes, cook, and serve a gourmet meal, would you choose the following team to get the job done for you? Craig […]

Doyal proposes to discuss Animal Shelter Director disaster (which he caused) in secret executive session Tuesday

Conroe, April 8 – Montgomery County Judge Craig Doyal, whose secret actions triggered the resignation of Montgomery County Animal Shelter Director Charles Jackson on March 28, now has included in the Tuesday, April 11, 2017, Commissioners Court Agenda, which he prepared a secret executive session to discuss the hiring of the next Animal Shelter Director. […]

Chavez-Chavez in custody for money laundering

March 31 – Precinct 4 Constable Kenneth “Rowdy” Hayden’s aggressive law enforcement team has arrested and placed into custody Santos Wilson Chavez-Chavez for money laundering. Chavez-Chavez is a dangerous criminal known for his involvement in human smuggling. Around 5:30 p.m. on March 29, 2017, a Precinct 4 K9 handler and K9 deputy stopped a vehicle […]

Why you should worry about CIA hacks

ERIC YOLLICK, The Golden Hammer Montgomery County, March 8 – Americans should worry about the CIA hacks, which WikiLeaks reported yesterday. The most interesting interview that arose yesterday after the reporting of the hacks came from General Michael Hayden, who served as the Director of the National Security Agency from 1999 to 2005 and as the […]

Precinct 4 Constable Kenneth “Rowdy” Hayden’s “Arrest Blotter”

New Caney, March 3 – The Golden Hammer proudly publishes Precinct 4 Constable Kenneth “Rowdy” Hayden’s “Arrest Blotter.” Constable Hayden is a first-class law enforcement officer and truly a rising star among peace officers in the United States. His “Arrest Blotter” comes from Sergeant Jim Slack, Precinct 4 Patrol Supervisor and Public Information Officer. We encourage […]

Breaking News: Precinct 4 Constable’s Motorcycle Pursuit Yields Major Meth Arrest

Breaking News: Precinct 4 Constable’s Motorcycle Pursuit Yields Major Meth Arrest

New Caney, January 31 – Constable Rowdy Hayden, Precinct 4, announced a major arrest of an individual, Dillon Jay Shaffer, who was found in possession of five baggies testing positive for methamphetamine with an approximate weight of 103.41 grams, pills, and a 0.794 ounce bag of marijuana. The arrest occurred after a motorcycle pursuit. Around […]