MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Abbott signs LSGCD board member election legislation into law

MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Austin, May 18 – Governor Greg Abbott signed House Bill 1982 into law, to go into effect September 1, 2017, which provides for election of the board of directors of the Lone Star Groundwater Conservation District (LSGCD)! House Bill 1982, authored by Representative Will Metcalf (R-Conroe), Representative Mark Keough (R-The Woodlands) and […]

BREAKING NEWS: Jones State Forest bill passes Texas Senate, moves to House

Austin, May 18 – Yesterday, Senator Brandon Creighton (R-Conroe) passed legislation to protect 100% of the W.G. Jones State Forest. The Texas Senate passed the bill unanimously. The bill, S.B. 1964, now goes to the Texas House of Representatives for consideration. “This bill could not have passed without my constituents feedback, involvement and support for […]

Morning Extra! State’s brief due May 31 in TOMA case against Doyal, Riley, Davenport

Beaumont, May 16 – The Official Court Reporter of the 221st District Court filed her Reporter’s Record on May 11, 2017. The Beaumont Court of Appeals has established the briefing schedule. The State of Texas’ Brief is due May 31, 2017, since the Court of Appeals is treating the case as an accelerated appeal. Under […]

Prediction: President Donald Trump will resign by August 15, 2017.

Washington, DC, May 16 – The Golden Hammer, Montgomery County’s leading daily newspaper, predicts that President Donald Trump will resign as President of the United States within 90 days. Seriously. Please understand that this newspaper is not saying that Trump should resign but only that he will do so by August 15, 2017. There are three reasons he’ll […]

Help Wanted: Montgomery County Judge.

The Montgomery County government needs a County Judge for 4-year term beginning January 1, 2019, with the following qualifications: Must commit to: Reduce County spending by $100 million by end of 4-year term Invest $40 million of the savings into increasing law enforcement spending to (1) increase “boots on the ground” in line with FBI […]